Mar 05, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Behind you with a knife
Guild: Celebrity Gangsters [FamE]
Profession: Me/
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Chuck Norris Has Been Implemented!
Mighty Was Vorizun: (Spell) Hold Vorizun's ashes for up to 15..51 [63] seconds. While you hold his ashes, you gain +15 Armor and +20 maximum Energy.
I think it should say:
Incredible Chuck Norris: (Better Than Elite or Jesus Skill) Hold Chuck's ashes for less than 1 second. When you drop his ashes, your entire team gets +1,000% morale boost and Chuck Norris reincarnates to deliver 1 huge roundhouse kick to the entire team resulting in instantaneous death.
Mighty Was Vorizun? I think not. I think Chuck Norris wanted to get in on the Faction Action!
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Mar 05, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29
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#2
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2005
Profession: Mo/W
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El
Oh
El
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Mar 05, 2006, 05:54 AM // 05:54
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#3
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Pre-Searing Vanquisher
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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Another day ruined with a Chuck Norris joke...can I ever have a decent day?
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Mar 05, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33
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#4
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southern ILL
Guild: Signet of Ultimate Doom[SiG]
Profession: R/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vilaptca
Another day ruined with a Chuck Norris joke...can I ever have a decent day?
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lol, too true, he was crappy in Walker, and now for some reason ppl like him again, and i dont know y, he hasnt really done anything in several years
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Mar 05, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47
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#5
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: You should know
Profession: W/
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Chuck Norris Owns, Hes 60 And He Thinks Hes God Omg!!!
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Mar 05, 2006, 07:57 AM // 07:57
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#6
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Profession: Mo/
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http://chucknorris.com/
Not so cool now is he?
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Mar 05, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47
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#7
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Behind You!
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lol...wtf...that pic does kinda remind me of him but i think its only because you mentioned it
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Mar 06, 2006, 01:05 AM // 01:05
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#8
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lost in the sands of time...
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
Profession: R/Rt
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guess you guys didn't hear, Chuck and O RLY are planning a wedding - chuck isn't dead!
Last edited by xxSilhouette; Mar 06, 2006 at 01:07 AM // 01:07..
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Mar 06, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20
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#9
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wyoming
Guild: The Battle Scrubs [NuBs]
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Chuck is so old....how did he get started anyway?
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Mar 06, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58
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#10
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Centeral Texas
Guild: Heros of Titans Realm
Profession: Me/
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I still think that Chuck Norris' best role ever was in "Way of the Dragon" where he got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.
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Mar 06, 2006, 05:36 AM // 05:36
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#11
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Beaverton/OR
Guild: Disciples of Birkler [BIR]
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the reason everyone is talking about him is because hes so freaking retarted, i mean have you ever watched walker texas ranger? its so dumb. Which is why hes so funny, you would get the impression that hes god or something. Especially with all the chuck norris facts going around.
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Mar 06, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17
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#12
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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Chuck Norris is out of date people, Hulk Hogan is where its at, how many times to I have to say that?
Who else plays the gutair all over America, no one thats who!
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Mar 06, 2006, 10:20 PM // 22:20
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#13
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lost in the sands of time...
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
Profession: R/Rt
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Don't get me wrong, i think some of the chuck jokes are pretty funny - But after hearing them over and over they get annoying - Kinda like one day around wintersday when grenth and dwayna were there, we were in disc 27 or whatever it was where everyone wanted grenth to win - and i was trying to get a screenshot of everyone saying "grenth!" and one random person says chuck instead...
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Mar 07, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27
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#14
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Soviet Canuckistan
Guild: Makil Astalder [MAR]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara
Who else plays the gutair all over America, no one thats who!
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...Bon Jovi? Now that, I'd like to see. "HAIR BAND SMASH!"
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Mar 07, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36
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#15
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormfall
...Bon Jovi? Now that, I'd like to see. "HAIR BAND SMASH!"
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> Bon Jovi
That is from my brother's personal collection.
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Mar 07, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34
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#16
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Water Tower with a rifle
Guild: No Guild
Profession: W/R
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Chuck Norris, along with all the little freaks telling Chuck jokes should follow Natural Law....and die
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Mar 07, 2006, 12:41 PM // 12:41
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#17
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Toronto
Guild: Hopping
Profession: Mo/A
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The person who despites rational logic...is yet still alive o.o
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Mar 07, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48
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#18
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: USA
Guild: Sublime Vindication
Profession: E/Mo
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Cmon...ol' chuck pwns all teh nubs in Walker...and he was like 50
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