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Old Mar 05, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #1
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Mighty Was Vorizun: (Spell) Hold Vorizun's ashes for up to 15..51 [63] seconds. While you hold his ashes, you gain +15 Armor and +20 maximum Energy.

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Incredible Chuck Norris: (Better Than Elite or Jesus Skill) Hold Chuck's ashes for less than 1 second. When you drop his ashes, your entire team gets +1,000% morale boost and Chuck Norris reincarnates to deliver 1 huge roundhouse kick to the entire team resulting in instantaneous death.

Mighty Was Vorizun? I think not. I think Chuck Norris wanted to get in on the Faction Action!
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #2
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 05:54 AM // 05:54   #3
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Another day ruined with a Chuck Norris joke...can I ever have a decent day?
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33   #4
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Another day ruined with a Chuck Norris joke...can I ever have a decent day?
lol, too true, he was crappy in Walker, and now for some reason ppl like him again, and i dont know y, he hasnt really done anything in several years
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47   #5
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Chuck Norris Owns, Hes 60 And He Thinks Hes God Omg!!!
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #6
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http://chucknorris.com/

Not so cool now is he?
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47   #7
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lol...wtf...that pic does kinda remind me of him but i think its only because you mentioned it
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Old Mar 06, 2006, 01:05 AM // 01:05   #8
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guess you guys didn't hear, Chuck and O RLY are planning a wedding - chuck isn't dead!

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Old Mar 06, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20   #9
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Chuck is so old....how did he get started anyway?
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Old Mar 06, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #10
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I still think that Chuck Norris' best role ever was in "Way of the Dragon" where he got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.
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Old Mar 06, 2006, 05:36 AM // 05:36   #11
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the reason everyone is talking about him is because hes so freaking retarted, i mean have you ever watched walker texas ranger? its so dumb. Which is why hes so funny, you would get the impression that hes god or something. Especially with all the chuck norris facts going around.
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Old Mar 06, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #12
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Chuck Norris is out of date people, Hulk Hogan is where its at, how many times to I have to say that?

Who else plays the gutair all over America, no one thats who!
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Old Mar 06, 2006, 10:20 PM // 22:20   #13
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Don't get me wrong, i think some of the chuck jokes are pretty funny - But after hearing them over and over they get annoying - Kinda like one day around wintersday when grenth and dwayna were there, we were in disc 27 or whatever it was where everyone wanted grenth to win - and i was trying to get a screenshot of everyone saying "grenth!" and one random person says chuck instead...
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Old Mar 07, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #14
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Who else plays the gutair all over America, no one thats who!
...Bon Jovi? Now that, I'd like to see. "HAIR BAND SMASH!"
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Old Mar 07, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36   #15
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...Bon Jovi? Now that, I'd like to see. "HAIR BAND SMASH!"
> Bon Jovi

That is from my brother's personal collection.
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Old Mar 07, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34   #16
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Chuck Norris, along with all the little freaks telling Chuck jokes should follow Natural Law....and die
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Old Mar 07, 2006, 12:41 PM // 12:41   #17
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The person who despites rational logic...is yet still alive o.o
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Old Mar 07, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #18
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Cmon...ol' chuck pwns all teh nubs in Walker...and he was like 50
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